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Finally, peace for commuters without infants The MTA has announced its boldest innovation yet: the “Crying Baby Car.” According to reports , the new subway car will be reserved exclusively for infants and their exhausted guardians, giving other commuters the rare gift of silence. “We separate quiet cars on Amtrak,” an MTA spokesperson explained. “This is just New York’s louder version.” The pilot program begins on the 4 train, long notorious for meltdowns that rival Broadway matinees. Each crying baby car will feature padded walls, stroller parking, and an unlimited supply of Cheerios. The sound system will blast white noise—or, for extra chaos, Baby Shark on loop. Diaper-changing stations will also double as phone-charging docks, ensuring no parent is left powerless in more ways than one. Reaction was mixed. Parents praised the idea, saying it finally acknowledges the reality of city parenting. “Now I don’t have to pretend my baby’s cries are part of the sax solo,” one Harlem mothe...

New Social Media Trend: People Posting Photos of Themselves Reading Fake Books Strike a Pose: The Rise of Pseudo-Literary Influencers Fake Books, Real Likes: How Pretending to Read Became the Latest Online Craze Cyberville, Internet — In a stunning display of modern intellectualism, a new social media trend has emerged: people posting photos of themselves reading fake books. This phenomenon has taken Instagram by storm, with influencers and everyday users alike showcasing their literary prowess—without actually reading a single page. Literary Illusionists Meet the new wave of literary illusionists who have mastered the art of holding “War and Peace” upside down. “It’s all about the aesthetic,” says self-proclaimed book lover Jane Doe. “Who cares if I can’t pronounce Tolstoy’s name? It’s the thought that counts.” Posting with “Ulysses” when the only thing they’ve read this week is their horoscope. Instagram Intellects In the age of social media, intellect is measured by ...