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What’s Next for the Marxist Crowd?

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After Trans-Gender Wokeism, What Will Be Their New Cause? For the modern Marxist, the question isn’t whether the revolution continues—it’s what form the revolution will take next. As wokeism begins to falter, leaving behind a trail of canceled celebrities and tense PTA meetings, it’s time for the ideological vanguard to recalibrate. The question is no longer about dismantling systemic oppression through hashtags and viral outrage but about what shiny new banner will be raised in the eternal quest for utopia. Historically, Marxists have been masters of ideological adaptation. When one movement wanes, they pivot to the next, finding fresh avenues to push their anti-capitalist, collectivist dreams. It’s like a game of political Whack-a-Mole—every time one idea dies, another pops up, more radical and impractical than the last. With the waning popularity of woke activism, the Marxist intelligentsia is already scoping out the next cultural hill to charge. From eco-socialism and univers...
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Santorini: The New Hookup Hotspot

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Santorini: The New Hookup Hotspot Santorini Earthquakes Turn Teen Tourism into a Full-Body Experience Santorini, once known for postcard-perfect sunsets and luxurious honeymoons, has become the it destination for thrill-seeking teenagers. But they’re not just here for the breathtaking views—they’re here for the quakes. Every jolt of the earth is now the perfect excuse for spontaneous hookups. Economists and biologists are calling it a breakthrough in kinetic intimacy . “It’s the most kinetically efficient way to meet someone,” explained Dr. Terry Tremble, an economist who has long advocated for merging natural disasters and romance . “Gravity does the flirting for you.” Santorini: The Birth of Quake-Cations As news of Santorini’s non-stop seismic activity spread, teens from across Europe and beyond started booking trips en masse. What better way to experience life on the edge than to ride an earthquake while also sliding into someone’s DMs—literally? Local businesses have ada...
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NYC Bagel Shops Introduce Surge Pricing

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Demand-based schmear According to reports , bagel shops across New York have adopted Uber-style surge pricing, with sesame costing double during Sunday brunch and everything bagels hitting $8 when tourists swarm. Cream cheese is now a “premium add-on.” One deli worker explained: “You want scallion schmear at 9 a.m.? That’ll cost more than your rent.” Locals are outraged, timing breakfast to avoid “lox rush hour.” Apps now show real-time bagel prices by borough, with Staten Island oddly cheapest. Tourists shrug, already spending $25 for bottled water in Times Square. Bagel scalpers have been spotted reselling poppy seeds outside Penn Station. TikTok’s #SurgeBagel trend is rolling: influencers crying while paying $14 for an everything, pranksters ordering plain bagels just to resell toppings, and one viral clip of a guy auctioning off a cinnamon raisin like it was Sotheby’s. Finance bros call it “carb capitalism at work.” Tabloids toasted the news . The Post wrote: “BAGEL BUST.” Th...
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Armie Hammer

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Armie Hammer: Celebrity Accountability or Just “Being a Dick”? Where Armie Hammer Stumbles Into the PR Abyss The Public Confession Gone Wrong Armie Hammer’s recent comments—where he admits to “being a dick to women” but swiftly clarifies that being a dick isn’t illegal —have left the internet scratching its collective head and wondering: did we just witness the most nonchalant PR disaster in modern history ? Or is Hammer secretly training for a new role as a human rights lawyer defending all dicks who aren’t technically breaking the law? After all, who among us hasn’t thought, Sure, I’ve made mistakes. But at least I’m not a convicted felon. This is the logic Hammer boldly presents, wrapped in the suave packaging of a once-rising Hollywood star trying to exit the cultural courtroom with a shrug and a smirk. Being a dick might not be illegal, but it’s definitely grounds for losing a group chat invite. — Katy Room From Apology to Defense Attorney: Hammer’s Curious Pivot Mos...
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