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Keir Starmer: “Let them eat fish and chips…”

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Prime Minister Starmer’s Fish and Chips Fantasy: When Socialism Serves Scarcity on a Silver Platter Keir Starmer’s The Illusion of Infinite Fish and Chips When Prime Minister Keir Starmer reportedly quipped, “Let them eat fish and chips… we don’t need no stinking farmers for that,” he unwittingly summarized the fatal flaw of socialism : a complete misunderstanding of how supply chains work and how prosperity is actually created. Starmer’s remark is reminiscent of Marie Antoinette’s infamous “Let them eat cake,” a phrase (likely apocryphal) that symbolized an elite disconnected from the realities of production and survival. But in this case, Starmer’s words ring true to a deeper problem: the socialist fantasy that resources magically appear without the need for producers, innovators, or incentive structures. Keir Starmer & The Socialist Cycle of Scarcity History has repeatedly shown that socialist economies, no matter how well-intended, inevitably lead to shortages, r...

Women Are Pissed That JD Vance Is a Man

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Outrage Erupts Over His Audacious Commitment to Being Male By Buckley Faye and Betty Blowtorch, Reporting for Bohiney .com It’s official: Women across the nation are incensed. Furious. Positively LIVID. The breaking news ? JD Vance is a man. Not just any man—one who is proud of his masculinity. The horror! The gall! The absolute testosterone-laced nerve! In an age when men are expected to be as soft-spoken as oat milk baristas and as emotionally available as a therapy dog, Vance’s insistence that masculinity should exist has rocked America to its core. “I thought we agreed that men should be ashamed of being men,” lamented prominent gender studies professor Dr. Bindi Chokem. “What’s next? Women admitting they enjoy femininity? The whole balance of power is at stake!” Women from all walks of life have expressed their discontent with Vance’s alarming display of traditional masculinity. Protest signs outside his Ohio office included powerful messages like “Jokes Are Not Gender...