Women Are Pissed That JD Vance Is a Man
Outrage Erupts Over His Audacious Commitment to Being Male By Buckley Faye and Betty Blowtorch, Reporting for Bohiney .com It’s official: Women across the nation are incensed. Furious. Positively LIVID. The breaking news ? JD Vance is a man. Not just any man—one who is proud of his masculinity. The horror! The gall! The absolute testosterone-laced nerve! In an age when men are expected to be as soft-spoken as oat milk baristas and as emotionally available as a therapy dog, Vance’s insistence that masculinity should exist has rocked America to its core. “I thought we agreed that men should be ashamed of being men,” lamented prominent gender studies professor Dr. Bindi Chokem. “What’s next? Women admitting they enjoy femininity? The whole balance of power is at stake!” Women from all walks of life have expressed their discontent with Vance’s alarming display of traditional masculinity. Protest signs outside his Ohio office included powerful messages like “Jokes Are Not Gender...