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Hollywood’s Social Security Fraud

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Social Security Fraud: Hollywood’s Eternal Starlets Cashing In The entertainment industry has always been about reinvention, but some Hollywood legends have taken it a step further—rebranding themselves as immortal Social Security recipients. It’s no surprise that when Social Security fraud is mentioned, the entertainment world seems to have a few skeletons—or perhaps well-preserved mummies—stashed in their closets. From silent film stars to golden-era icons, these Hollywood figures are apparently still receiving checks… and possibly still starring in daytime soap operas under different aliases. One source from deep inside the Social Security Administration claimed that some recipients with suspiciously ancient birth dates are connected to the early days of Hollywood. “We have records showing someone named Ethel from 1892 is still collecting benefits. She starred in Talkies Gone Wild, a hit in 1931, and rumor has it she’s living comfortably in Malibu.” And who could blame ...

What’s Next for the Marxist Crowd?

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After Trans-Gender Wokeism, What Will Be Their New Cause? For the modern Marxist, the question isn’t whether the revolution continues—it’s what form the revolution will take next. As wokeism begins to falter, leaving behind a trail of canceled celebrities and tense PTA meetings, it’s time for the ideological vanguard to recalibrate. The question is no longer about dismantling systemic oppression through hashtags and viral outrage but about what shiny new banner will be raised in the eternal quest for utopia. Historically, Marxists have been masters of ideological adaptation. When one movement wanes, they pivot to the next, finding fresh avenues to push their anti-capitalist, collectivist dreams. It’s like a game of political Whack-a-Mole—every time one idea dies, another pops up, more radical and impractical than the last. With the waning popularity of woke activism, the Marxist intelligentsia is already scoping out the next cultural hill to charge. From eco-socialism and univers...

Santorini: The New Hookup Hotspot

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Santorini: The New Hookup Hotspot Santorini Earthquakes Turn Teen Tourism into a Full-Body Experience Santorini, once known for postcard-perfect sunsets and luxurious honeymoons, has become the it destination for thrill-seeking teenagers. But they’re not just here for the breathtaking views—they’re here for the quakes. Every jolt of the earth is now the perfect excuse for spontaneous hookups. Economists and biologists are calling it a breakthrough in kinetic intimacy . “It’s the most kinetically efficient way to meet someone,” explained Dr. Terry Tremble, an economist who has long advocated for merging natural disasters and romance . “Gravity does the flirting for you.” Santorini: The Birth of Quake-Cations As news of Santorini’s non-stop seismic activity spread, teens from across Europe and beyond started booking trips en masse. What better way to experience life on the edge than to ride an earthquake while also sliding into someone’s DMs—literally? Local businesses have ada...