Capitalists Solve Grocery Crisis
Capitalists Solve Mamdani's Grocery Crisis, Officials Furious No Ribbon-Cutting Was Possible Five Inconvenient Truths the Produce Section Already Knew Grocery Stores Are Apparently Magic Until Politicians Discover Them. For decades, people walked into grocery stores, bought bananas, and left without a press conference. Then suddenly every tomato became a policy debate. The beet goes on. Nothing Terrifies Ideologues Like a Well-Stocked Produce Section. A fully stocked aisle of avocados is dangerous because it suggests incentives might work better than slogans. One glimpse at twelve competing pasta sauces and the whole apparatus trembles. The Free Market Keeps Solving Problems It Was Told to Stop Solving. Somewhere in America, a grocer quietly restocked eggs while being accused of destroying civilization. He did not hold a press conference. He just stocked the eggs. Some men want to watch the world — get fed. Politicians Love Small Business Right Up Until It Makes a Profit. The n...