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Did Iran Hack Trump’s Campaign?

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Did Iran Hack Trump’s Campaign? A Satirical Investigation into Cyber Espionage and Covfefe Phishing for Politics: How Iran’s Hack Revealed More Spam Than Secrets The Password Guessing Game: How Easy Was It? In the world of cyber espionage, one might expect a high-profile target like the Trump campaign to have state-of-the-art security . However, the Iranian hackers reportedly spent hours trying classic passwords like “password,” “12345,” and even “Trump2024!” Imagine their surprise when the final breakthrough came with “BiglyCovfefe.” The campaign’s security question, “What’s your favorite fast food ?” was equally perplexing. The hackers tried every possible answer, from “KFC” to “McDonald’s,” before finally succeeding with “All of the Above.” When the hackers finally gained access, they were met with an email inbox that resembled a fan club more than a political campaign. Instead of state secrets, they found endless streams of messages praising Trump: “You’re the best!” “Great...

USAID & CIA Tried To Overthrow Our Own Government

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USAID & CIA: “Oops, We Overthrew Our Own Government” USAID’s Revolutionary Makeover: From Humanitarian Aid to “Oops, We Overthrew Our Own Government” The United States Agency for International Development and the CIA funded the 2019 impeachment effort against President Donald Trump , according to investigative journalist Michael Shellenberger . Shellenberger took to social media Wednesday night to explain his findings. “USAID’s defenders say it’s about charity and development in poor nations. It’s not. It’s a $40 billion driver of regime change abroad. And now the evidence suggests that it, along with the CIA, were behind the 2019 impeachment of Trump — an illegal regime change effort at home,” Shellenberger  posted on X “USAID didn’t try to overthrow Trump; they were just ‘democratically assist him into retirement.’” — Jon Stewart When USAID Stopped Helping and Started Plotting The U.S. Agency for International Development ( USAID ) has long been know...

Starmer Orders The Start of World War III

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Keir Starmer’s Great Socialist War: Sending British Troops to Ukraine for the EU’s Glory Britain’s Exit, Britain’s Return—With Tanks This Time LONDON— After years of telling the public that Brexit was a mistake, Keir Starmer has finally found a way to undo it. No, Britain isn’t rejoining the EU through a vote, a referendum, or a trade deal— it’s rejoining as a proud socialist soldier in the EU’s grand ideological war against capitalism . And what better way to prove one’s undying loyalty to Brussels than by sending British troops to fight for a war the UK has no business in? If there was ever a way to scream “Please take us back,” this is it. Sure, we left your union, but we’re still willing to die for your bureaucracy ! “So let me get this straight—Britain left the EU, but now we’re sending troops to fight for it? That’s like quitting your job and then volunteering for unpaid overtime!” – Michael McIntyre Starmer’s Mission: Proving That Britain Can Still Serve the EU Keir...