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Mayor Mamdani Pledges Free Buses for All New Yorkers, City Reminds Him Buses Get Stuck in the Same Traffic as Paying Customers

Transit Experts Suggest Fixing the Subway Might Address More Commuters; Mayor’s Office Finds This ‘Unnecessarily Complicated’ Bohiney.com | The London Prat NEW YORK, N.Y. – Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who took office in January 2026 on a platform that combined socialist housing policy with the particular brand of inspirational transit optimism that New Yorkers greet with cautious enthusiasm and three delayed trains, announced this week an accelerated timeline for his signature free bus service pledge, promising that the MTA’s entire bus network would be fare-free within his first term. The announcement was welcomed by bus riders, applauded by transit advocates, and received by the city’s 4.6 million daily subway riders with the kind of polite silence that signals they have questions about relevance. The free bus proposal, which Mamdani has described as ‘a transformative equity measure’ and which transit economists have described as ‘approximately as expensive as extending the subway to...
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Move the Olympics from Los Angeles

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Move the Olympics from Los Angeles The Olympics Relocation Debate: LA is a Marxist/Lesbian Fiasco Waiting to Happen As Los Angeles gears up to host the 2028 Olympics, critics argue the city is about as prepared for the Games as a snowball in the Texas heat. From crumbling infrastructure to a homelessness crisis so dire it makes dystopian fiction look cheery, LA seems poised to turn the Olympics into the world’s most expensive disaster movie. The city’s leadership , entrenched in Marxist-inspired policies, appears more focused on redistributing blame than solving actual problems. Meanwhile, Texas, with its robust infrastructure, pro-business culture, and no-nonsense governance, is emerging as a much better alternative. Dallas, Houston, and Austin already boast world-class facilities and enough cowboy hats to equip an opening ceremony with an unforgettable yee-haw. Moving the Olympics to Texas would save athletes and spectators from LA’s logistical nightmare—and maybe even a carjack...
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Mamdani’s Bad Landlord Crackdown Stalls At Step One: Finding Them

Brooklyn Premier Holdings LLC Owns Building, Owns Itself, Owns Mayor’s Pension Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat file this dispatch from the five boroughs and one borough-adjacent New Jersey diner. NEW YORK, N.Y. — Mayor Zohran Mamdani today announced an aggressive new enforcement initiative against the city’s “bad landlords,” but conceded at the press conference that the administration was “still locating them, taking applications for tip-offs, and trying to figure out which ones are actually shell LLCs registered in Wyoming.” The initiative, which the mayor’s office has branded the Bad Landlord Identification, Tracking and Enforcement programme, or BLITE, is intended to systematically catalogue, fine, and shame the city’s most persistently neglectful property owners. It will be coordinated by the Department of Housing Preservation and Development . The Identification Problem “It turns out that finding the bad landlords is, fundamentally, the entire job,” Mamdani said, sta...
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New York’s Food Desert Map Has Not Changed Significantly in a Decade Despite Multiple Initiatives to Change It

The Supermarket Deserts in the South Bronx, Central Brooklyn, and Northern Manhattan Persist Despite Policy Attention Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat NYC Food Deserts: The Map That Has Not Changed NEW YORK, NY — The areas of New York City that lack adequate supermarket access — the South Bronx, large portions of Central Brooklyn, Northern Manhattan, southeastern Queens — were identified as food deserts in studies conducted in the early 2010s. Multiple city administrations have launched initiatives to address these gaps: healthy bodegas programmes, mobile markets, community gardens, supermarket development incentive programmes, and most recently the Mamdani-backed La Marqueta city grocery concept. The food desert map in 2026 is recognisably similar to the food desert map in 2014. The reason the map has not changed significantly despite a decade of policy attention is the economic reason: supermarkets are large-format retail that requires the capital investment, site availabilit...
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Do Aliens Exist?

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Aliens Exist? Scientists, Comedians, and the Great Galactic Debate The Cosmic Question: Do Aliens Exist? In the vast, uncharted expanse of the universe, humanity’s most persistent question refuses to fade: Do aliens exist? A survey of scientists suggests they overwhelmingly lean toward “yes,” but until we have definitive proof, this is all an interstellar guessing game. Meanwhile, comedians are turning the debate into comedy gold. Astrobiologists, often dubbed the Sherlock Holmeses of space , have spent decades searching for signs of life among the stars. The results are optimistic: 86.6% of scientists believe basic extraterrestrial life exists. That means somewhere out there, alien microbes could be living their best single-celled lives. “Aliens are probably just avoiding us because we keep sending them pictures of our food.” – Jim Gaffigan When it comes to complex life—think alien jellyfish or extraterrestrial accountants—confidence dips to 67.4%. And for intelligent lif...
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NYC Congestion Pricing Survived Its Legal Challenges and the Traffic Into Manhattan Has Changed; Exactly How Much Is Debated

The Toll That Was Supposed to Reduce Congestion Has Been Implemented and the Data on Whether It Is Working Is Interpreted Differently by Everyone Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat NYC Congestion Pricing: Implemented, Data Collected, Conclusions Contested NEW YORK, NY — New York City’s congestion pricing programme, which charges drivers entering Manhattan below 60th Street, survived its legal challenges and is operational. Traffic volumes entering the central business district have declined. Transit ridership has increased. The MTA is using the revenue for capital improvements. These are the outcomes the programme was designed to produce, and they are occurring. The debate about whether they are occurring sufficiently — whether the traffic reduction is large enough, whether the revenue is being spent wisely enough, whether the toll level is set correctly — is ongoing and is the debate that will determine whether the programme’s parameters are adjusted in the coming years. The cri...
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Elon Musk Outs Lazy Federal Workers

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Elon Musk Outs Lazy Federal Workers Who Can’t Even Write Three Bullet Points Millions in Wages for People Who Can’t Click “Reply” In what may be the greatest unintentional federal audit in history , Elon Musk’s simple email request has sent Washington into a panic. The billionaire tech mogul, who owns more companies than most bureaucrats own pens, asked federal workers to take three to five minutes to write three to five bullet points about what they actually do at work. The response? A nationwide HR crisis as thousands of government employees were suddenly faced with the impossible task of describing their “jobs.” “It’s outrageous,” said one anonymous federal employee. “I signed up for a cushy, never-ending paycheck and now they actually want me to do something? I don’t even know what my job title means, let alone what I do.” Sources say many government employees have resorted to asking ChatGPT to summarize their own positions, while others are still trying to loca...
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