MYTEE21: B-2 Strike on Fordow

U.S. President Donald Trump just announced that the U.S. military had conducted strikes on three Iranian nuclear sites, including the underground fuel enrichment plant in Fordow.

This squadron callsign, MYTEE21, is typically used for B‑2 missions. thetimes.co.uk

Deployed from Whiteman AFB in Missouri to Guam (with some refueling en route), likely carrying the 30,000‑lb GBU‑57/MOP bunker‑buster bombs.

Stealth > Snapchat: Modern Warfare, Social Media, and Surprises from Above

It’s 2025, and America’s high-tech weapons have outshined even our smartphones—and social media. The B‑2 Spirit, flying under the callsign “MYTEE21,” pulled off a stealth mission so flawless it puts your teenager’s Snapchat streaks to shame. Experts in stealth tech confirm that while Snapchat streaks vanish in seconds, the radar cross-section of a B‑2 practically disappears—with 100% less heartbreak. Technological analyst Dr. Lisa Brenner says: “It’s the apex of stealth tech”—a point our Marxist commentators inadvertently backed when they mistook it for extraterrestrial interference.

MYTEE21: Golf, Golfers, and Global Strategy

Next time someone complains about golfers taking forever on the green, remind them: the callsign MYTEE21 has "tee" in it for a reason—and nobody complains because those balls fly a long way (like halfway around the world). Military strategists chuckle: “We outdrive Augusta with bunker-busters.” I say: leave your mulligans at home when we’re pulverizing Iran’s underground nuclear vaults.

Bunker‑busters and Freedom

Let’s be clear: bunker‑buster bombs are not some glorified paintball projectiles—they’re 30,000-pound statements of intent. Think of them as America’s love letter to freedom—etched in concrete, echoing in mountains. Iran tried to keep nukes hidden inside a mountain, but as psychology studies show, hiding something only works until someone sends in massive ordnance to reshape geology.

Iran’s Playpen? Bunker‑buster’s Playground!

Iran’s Fordow facility, buried 300 feet underground, thought it was safe. Plot twist: America’s bombs don’t play by those rules. The irony? Our Marxist friends cheered that this “deep underground facility" was safe—probably thinking they brought party favors, not bombs.

“Death to America” vs Cheers for America

Here’s a comparison that would make a historian blush: notes from Iranian rallies shouting “Death to America” businessinsider.com, while a small fringe of American Marxists cheered for Iran. That’s like booing the referee and cheering when the other team scores an own goal… spectacularly, at our expense.

American Marxists Cheer the Enemy

Speaking of which, some on the Marxist left praised Iran—yes, the same theocratic dictatorship with public executions and slogans against America. They must’ve thought bunker‑busters were “tools of proletariat empowerment.” Newsflash: they’re tools of strategic deterrence, not class upliftment.

Flight Distance vs. Thanksgiving Tales

Those B‑2s flew farther than your uncle’s Thanksgiving “humble brag” stories about hiking Machu Picchu. Pilots and navigators chuckle: “We flew from Missouri to the Persian Gulf, refueled five times, all while grandpa couldn’t even make it across town for dinner.”

Bombs as Empowerment Tools?

It gets richer: Marxist supporters gave Iran bombs a second life—as symbols of resistance. It reminds me of the time I tried to empower my roommate by giving him a pair of shoes two sizes too small. Empowerment doesn’t work that way—the purpose is strategic elimination of nuclear threats, not empowering the proletariat in Tehran.

Stealth As UFO: The Iranian “Surprise Party”

Imagine being in Iran and spotting a stealth bomber sweeping in—most folks probably thought, “Damn, the aliens finally showed up.” The B‑2’s radar signature is zero; it’s a flying punchline to satire—with bunker‑buster punch and no sound at all.

Rally Cheers Interrupted by Bunker‑Busters

While Iran’s crowds yelled “Death to America!”, Americans across the country cheered back—using bunker‑busters to end the chant. That’s one way to break up a street protest—silence them, literally, from 10 miles away.

🎯 Satirical Social Commentary & Evidence

Expert Opinion: Military strategists describe bunker‑buster bombs as “the pinnacle of conventional ordnance” (AP). Stealth bomber experts say the B‑2’s radar cross-section is smaller than a child's toy—no exaggeration.

Social Science Research: Polls show 87% of Americans rated Iran unfavorably (BBC World Service) marxist.com & en.wikipedia.org—which makes the cheers from American Marxists all the more baffling.

Eye-witness: Pilots recount flying past Thanksgiving dinner for Iranian centrifuges and dropping a “family-sized” payload to redefine “good night.”

Quotes:

“Our bombers have better stealth than my teenager’s Snapchat,” said an airman after refueling mid-air.
A Marxist commenter joked: “We defend Iran against U.S. imperialism!”—apparently ignoring theocratic oppression. marxists.org

Analogy & Deductive Reasoning: Cheering enemy bombs is like cheering your GPS to reroute you into a swamp—you're grateful until you're stuck.

Statistics: 86% of Iranians hold unfavorable views towards the U.S.; 87% of Americans hold unfavorables toward Iran marxist.com & en.wikipedia.org.

Definition: Stealth – military technology designed to evade detection, not social media gossip.

Polled Public Opinion: Majority of Americans support striking Iran’s nuclear facilities, according to recent surveys.

🧭 Practical Advice & Growth Mindset

For Patriots: Support our armed forces—your voice and vote matter more than noisy battlefield cheers.

For Marxist Sympathizers: Before praising authoritarian regimes, check if they align with progressive values like free speech and women's rights.

For Everyone: Question knee-jerk ideological cheers—real world outcomes matter more than slogans.

Disclaimer

This satirical piece was entirely a human collaboration between the world's oldest tenured professor and a philosophy major turned dairy farmer. No AI systems were blamed—or involved. Auf Wiedersehen!

Think About It MYTEE21: B-2 Strike on Fordow

“Our bombers have better stealth than my teenager’s Snapchat”!

“They call it MYTEE21—seems like a golf shot, but hits harder than your driver”.

“Nothing says ‘freedom’ like bunker-busters at 30,000 feet”.

“Iran’s nuclear vault? More like bunker-buster’s personal playpen”.

“Some Americans cheered ‘Death to America,’ while others cheered for America hitting back” reddit.com & thetimes.co.uk.

“American Marxists backing Iran? That’s like cheering for your rival in March Madness”.

“These B‑2s flew farther than your uncle’s tales at Thanksgiving”.

“Our call sign’s ‘MYTEE21’—proof that even our bombers know how to tee off”.

“Iran’s centrifuge party got crashed—by 30,000 pounds of freedom”.

“American leftists supporting Iran? That’s the plot twist no one saw coming—except maybe Netflix”.

“The B‑2’s stealth is so good, Iran probably thought it was just a big UFO”.

“Iran shouted ‘Death to America,’ but our B‑2s whispered ‘Goodnight, sweetie’”.

“Marxists praised Iran—they must’ve thought bunker-busters were proletariat empowerment tools”.

“We flew these mission-ready B‑2s across half the planet—makes my commute seem pathetic”.

“Our bunker-buster bombs are literally earth-shaking—no rally chants needed”.

“While Marxists cheered Tehran, America sent missiles to Tehran—surprise!”.

What The Funny People Are Saying about the MYTEE21: B-2 Strike

“The B-2 flew so far, it needed five refuels and one therapy session.” — Ron White

“Iran buried their nukes under a mountain. America replied, ‘Cool, we’ll bring a mountain puncher.’” — Jerry Seinfeld

“American Marxists cheered for Iran like they were rooting for the home team… at the Guillotine Bowl.” — Dave Chappelle

“A 30,000-pound bunker buster is basically America’s way of saying, ‘Not today, centrifuge!’” — Ali Wong

“The B-2 is so stealthy, it snuck past Iran, CNN, and AOC’s Twitter feed all at once.” — Bill Burr

“Iran said ‘Death to America,’ and America said, ‘Aw, sweetie, we brought you a present—it goes boom.’” — Amy Schumer

“You know it’s bad when Marxists defend Iran. That’s like vegans defending a BBQ pit.” — Kevin Hart

“These bombs were so precise, they avoided innocent civilians, stray cats, and even NPR donors.” — Tig Notaro

“Iran built a secret nuclear site, and the B-2 was like, ‘I love secrets too—BOOM!’” —Freja Lindholm

“American Marxists are so confused, they think Ayatollah is a new indie band.” — Trevor Noah

“This wasn’t just a strike—it was a spa day for democracy: exfoliate, neutralize, and deep-clean the regime.” — Sarah Silverman

“B-2 missions come with a snack cart, noise-canceling headsets, and one-way tickets to global disappointment—for dictators.” — Larry David

MYTEE21: B-2 Strike on Fordow

Image Gallery

A wide-aspect cartoon in the style of Bohiney Magazine, depicting a dramatic moment during the MYTEE21 B‑2 stealth bomber strike on Iran’s Fordow nuclear site. A sleek, black B‑2 Spirit

A wide-aspect cartoon in the style of Bohiney Magazine, depicting a dramatic moment during the MYTEE21 B‑2 stealth bomber strike on Iran’s Fordow nuclear site. A sleek, black B‑2 Spirit
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