Ginger James Bond
The Ginger Spy Who Came In from Customer Service Britain Melts Down Over Possibly Real, Possibly Imaginary James Bond Candidate By Annika Steinmann | Staff Satirist, The Velvet Bureau LONDON — Somewhere between MI6’s underground briefing room and Amazon’s overly air-conditioned casting office, a man named Scott Rose-Marsh may or may not have auditioned to be the next James Bond. He is allegedly 37 years old, ginger-haired, and previously known mostly to his neighbors, a Tesco security camera, and possibly the assistant director of a Welsh-language crime drama on BBC Cymru. According to industry rumors—those sacred whispers of British media that flutter from publicists’ mouths like heavily-caffeinated butterflies—Mr. Rose-Marsh read from GoldenEye script pages during a June screen test. The only direction? “Do not imitate any previous Bond.” That’s like showing up at the Vatican and being told not to reference Jesus. Or working at IKEA and being told not to use an Allen wrench. In sho...